The Ferocious Beast (Part 2)

After the excess amount of barking I produced while warding off the ferocious beast. My mom decided not to retreat for safety, but decided to ensure that her baby boy was safe and sound. So she came over to see what was posing a threat to our family. Then she saw it!!!!

What exactly was this beast? I did not have a name for it, but my mom labeled it a PINE CONE.

When I lunged forward to ward it off, it pricked my mouth over and over. So I finally took a huge breathe and went for the gold. I grabbed the pine cone and ran across the yard to keep my mother safe from harm's way. Then one by one, I plucked the dangerous (and probably lethal) shards until it was bare and no longer a threat. Once again, SAWYER THE DOG SAVED THE DAY!!!!