The way things ought to be

You know, there are also photos of the past with women working hard in the kitchen to make the family meal. It's about time men step up and start cooking for the wifes. What do they think is? 1950? Times have changed. Men need to be cooking with the oven mitts. My dad understands this, so he is being a role model for all other men in the world. I'm so proud!

(PS. Since I was so kind and uplifting, I think I deserve my own lobster and potato as a treat...don't you think dad! and mom!)