No match for me

Just like the bath rug, I liked the comfort but did not think the doggie pillow was an alternative to my parent's bed. So, I did what had to be done... I ripped it to shreds. Unlike my plastic football, the doggie bed was not as easy to devour. It was a very strategic process that took planning, determination, and consistency. I realized that to get to the stuffing-filled center, I would have to find a way to get in. Since I don't have thumbs, I was unable to slide open the zipper. Therefore, I decided I needed to tear it off. Over a few weeks, I gnawed at the zipper until one day I tore it completely off. From there, I quickly pulled out all the stuffing from inside the mesh cover inside. That part was easy and super fun. All in all, I was able to destroy the doggie pillow and secure my place on the bed. What can I say, I'm dedicated to comfort!